if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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