We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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