The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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