The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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