It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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