Christians are straight up FREAKS
"it" just moved
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
This baby is an asshole
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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