just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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