I am in a vortex of obligation.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
