My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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