I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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