just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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