On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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