Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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