Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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