i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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