Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
barbara walters just said penis...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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