Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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