that's an acceptable place to lick
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
This is my gift to your gina
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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