Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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