discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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