From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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