I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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