You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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