This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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