I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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