If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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