I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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