The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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