It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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