ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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