If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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