Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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