Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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