is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
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