Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though