you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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