Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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