He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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