I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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