I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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