yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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