She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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