In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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