Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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my sisters under your porch take her home
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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