How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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