I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
