we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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