I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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