When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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