That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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