i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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