Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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