His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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