Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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